YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP ONE MORNING AND KNOW WHICH SIDE OF THE BED YOU'VE BEEN LYING ON!
Saturday, 31 May 2008
Friday, 30 May 2008
FICTION FRIDAY: THE LECTURER!
As often happens, Leone wrote this very quickly, on the edge of a deadline. The word count was 500, which felt very challenging. Draft 1 was over 2000 words, and that was all background. Second draft nailed it: 499. This story is based on a conversation Leone had with her mum one Christmas in New York. The story was published as part of a fold out ‘book map’ and sold at the Commonwealth Games in 2007.
So Leone is my lecturer. She's effing awesome. This piece is great. It was incorporated into our Reader for Writing Fiction 2 class. And now it is being incorporated into Fiction Friday. It's short so...READ!
Thursday, 29 May 2008
CLEAR DE WAY!

Meanwhile, in a fashion industry on the other side of the world...
Wednesday, 28 May 2008
GIVING TO THE POOR
Because I am currently traipsing the walk of shame for forgetting my mother's birthday, New York Magazine's guide to Last Minute Gifts
Wired gives us a taste of some of Japan's more interesting hotels: Fantasy Love Hotels. Bring on the kink!
The King of Bollywood (Amitabh Bachchan) has a blog!
AWESOME! Smart kitchenware for dumb people at bookofjoe. Pairs totally well with gradient fashion when warm. That's hot!
Cracked.com introduces us to 8 child prodigies so amazing they'll ruin your day. I've actually followed one of them since I was about 10 or so, back when my violin was cheap, red, lacquered and Chinese.
Read like a man! The 100 books that made it into The Essential Man's Library at the Art of Manliness blog...*ziplocks lips*
Mad Style here, here, here, here, here, here, and here; courtesy The Commodified.
Tuesday, 27 May 2008
BABY WENT TO AMSTERDAM



SALAAM INSTEAD OF HELLO
Nothing much is going on at the moment though. I went to Chili's rather reluctantly for lunch today with my brother and his girlfriend, (after consulting my I-Ching), which surprisingly turned out to be great fun, even though it took me 20 minutes to receive my guacamole for my shrimp quesadillas. And while poking at each other's chins coquettishly, my sibling and his other half argued over whether a diced vegetable on his plate was cucumber or zucchini. Apart from the girl's keen interest in green foods, she seemed rather caught up in every little bit of ramble I had to say; with eager nodding of her sweet little head and epileptic fits of laughter. And already, I have excited invitations to a club this weekend called Zenith ("just dress like a slut and you'll get in"), her birthday party and their prom.
"Your brother's friend Grahm can be your date. Do you have a dress?"
Honey, I ALWAYS have a dress. And no, 17 year old Grahm can't. Not happening. Zenith? I will consider. I am yet to be turned down by a bouncer.
She also cheerfully said she'd like to see me drunk, and has heard many a drunken tale of mine.
"Really," I muttered, un-impressed and eyeing my brother.
We were also with her older sister who was calling up friends complaining that she found a picture of herself clubbing on Facebook and that it needed to be eradicated....fast. ahhhh muslim life...
That's all the tales I have for today. I'm spending quality time with the old man; movie marathon with our respective laptops and dead silence, save for "pass the popcorn, please." I tell you, we are the exact same person, minus the nose hair and male parts. 'The Prestige' is next! Salaam!
Friday, 23 May 2008
FICTION FRIDAY: COURTESY THE BUNNY BLOG

P.S. The Bunny is a writer though, and a damn good bi-sexual one at that!
Tuesday, 20 May 2008
READING BETWEEN THE LINES



I KNOW, I DON'T KNOW

MOVE, BITCH!
Still no sign of a future place to live though. And so it goes...But screw it. Home is calling me. Mother's cooked food is calling me. A bed twice this size with significantly cleaner sheets and more bounce is calling me. I can go on, but will desist in an attempt to ward off depression. The parental unit called, and I said get me outta here by Saturday!
But I wonder how many other students are packing and hitting the road like me...
Jewelry and hair accessories sorted nicely today!
Why do I have a decorating scheme in dorms?
ALSO, NOT SHOWN: Electronics, a significant chunk of the rest of my accessories, many many books (come on, Creative Writing major), noticeboard, a few handbags that can't be folded, a fedora that is bound to get smashed, an appalling amount of toiletries/pharmaceuticals, bedding and towels, my impressive sweater collection and kitchen utensils. Pretty stoked I'm not the rice cooker type and live out of a Che Guevara tea mug. Now all I need is a willing strapping young man to help a Lonely Londoner out! POO!
ANYWAY! After overdosing on Sex and the City Seasons 1 and 2 all weekend, I realised how fun, fabulous and frivolous life can be. That is why I have decided to have a Daphne Guinness-esque clearout sale when I head over to Trinidad this summer (OOH! AHH! Goodies from a 1st world country!) Sorry, a tad mean. But a girl could do with some cash, and I see a thick wad ahead of me. A detox is always good. Imagine the new and fabulous things I could buy next!
Sunday, 18 May 2008
OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
I hang out at the Troubadour from time to time when I feel like a motivated bedhead sexy and chic writer...and when daddy's little girl's allowance rolls in at HSBC. A bit steep for a student, but I never act like one anyway (for example no. 2 on this list). I finished up the last of my essays there eating vegetarian breakfast at 2pm (serves 'til 3). After that, I just shifted into lunch time and ordered a dessert. Sipping my superb hot chocolate, I scanned the noticeboard and saw they offered a yoga class some mornings in their Gallery! Yes, they have an art gallery too; and a club GOD KNOWS WHERE, that's featured acts in the past such as Bob Dylan and Jimi Hendrix! One of my new faves The XX is playing there on June 20th...when I'll be interning in Dubai (mopes inappropriately since I'll be working for a major fashion magazine and have seen them perform twice, AND plan to see them on the 23rd).
Plus the interior of the place makes you feel so god-damn slick just to be sitting in there. It's like a vintage indie version of TGIF's decor what with the hanging trinkets all over the walls. Very shady...like a hangover den! ha! The windows are crowded with colourful rusty watering cans, and a pitchfork on the wall threatens to puncture some diner's head below. Awesome. And not that you'd need it once eating there, but there's a Starbucks five paces away. I love me my 'bucks...Perfect for the morning after though!..staying at their suite. OOOOHHH! SO EXCITED!
Anyway, I also decided when I come back from the break that I will just apply to do barwork there. They are constantly looking for people. And I think as a yoga buff, new art and music enthusiast, with a penchant for being surrounded by alcohol, and already having bartending experience, this is kind of effing perfect for me :)
P.S. Walkabout tonight!
Saturday, 17 May 2008
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
GET CRACKALACKIN'
IS MUSIC YOUR HOT HOT SEX?

GOSSIP ON THE GOSSIP
"What did you think, Oli?"
"Um, ew. Not for us intellectual types, thanks. You're so gonna rape Hollywood in their butts when you make it big with your screenplays, babe. I wish Gossip Girl would shut the fuck up and let ME internalize what just happened. Her voice is way too smug too. Bitch. And if I were Blair, damn straight I'd be an evil bitch too. Why does the blonde have to be so 'yeah, I know. It's all in the past' about my man? Bitch, being drunk doesn't mean license for best friend to fuck boyfriend. AND THEEEN, that guy? Chuck? With the ever-ready boner? Acts and looks JUST LIKE your second to last ex-boyfriend. Nuh uh. Recipe for disaster."
"I concur. Let's go read some I-Ching."
Friday, 16 May 2008
FICTION FRIDAY: DITA....AGAIN

Thursday, 15 May 2008
RUTH TARVYDAS

Or basically, I can just take a knife to my own regular pair. Yeah.
Wednesday, 14 May 2008
THE TEN THINGS: EXCEPT CUT IN HALF

3. Heinz 'Mac n Cheese' in a can is significantly more horrible than that prom photo.
4. My big floral hold-all from Gap is a lifesaver when you are trying to be eco-friendly and one of the plastic bags you HAD to take because you bought so much bursts on you on the sidewalk. Worthy of my shoulder all summer, no?
5. Because I have to be black at some point (sorry about my pigeon-holing, but I am such an Oreo, you would not believe), I confess, I cannot get enough of Snoop Dogg's semi-new song 'Sensual Seduction/Sexual Eruption(?).' I heard that out clubbing last night and it's amazing the things my body did in response on that dancefloor. The video is also LAUGH OUT LOUD ridonculous. Acutally, I LOVE everything Snoop does. Sometimes he even has better hair than me (CERTAINLY NOT in that video though) , but that's okay. 'Nuff respect'.
CAMPUS LIFE
Tuesday, 13 May 2008
AWOL-ness
Um...
Been a while, I know. Truth is, I have nothing to talk about really. I've been flat-hunting for September which is proving fruitless and it's too hot around here these days to do anything but lounge and gaze. So I've been lounging and gazing; with the occasional movie (watched a documentary on Metal, The Jane Austen Book Club and American Beauty) and the occasional book (am reading The Inheritance of Loss and The Snows of Kilimanjaro). There might have also been some absynthe, tequila with the worm at the bottom, menthol cigarettes, karaoke and regrets. Might have...
Ugh. I hate my life. Seriously.
Also, these shoes suck. They ate my feet off. FUCKERRSSS!!!
Sunday, 11 May 2008
IF YOU'RE A LONDONER...
THE DEFINITION OF GUSHING
I'm going to peru in September
Kara-San says:
OMG. I've been longing to go there. I was actually planning a trip there this summer with friends, fell through.
dazed and confused says:
inca trail, jungle, roast gunea pig...the works
Kara-San says:
Wow...I'm gushing, that's too cool. You will keep me posted, won't you?
dazed and confused says:
gushing??!!
Kara-san says:
as in gushing in the face...? it just means i'm very excited...expression-wise. Not....THAT...gushing.
dazed and confused says:
oh......must be dubai thing
Kara-san says:
no...it's an english thing lol
dazed and confused says:
blimey..I've learnt somethig tonight. I shall use it at work
Kara-san says:
well...english as in...its an english word...not LONDONER english per say....i'm not really sure...i just...learnt it...from reading...
dazed and confused says:
that's what reading will do to you....you kids never learn
Kara-san says:
Ahh, here it is....http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=gushing
with references to sexy women gushing on the right hand side HAHA
dazed and confused says:
Hmmm...female gushing mpegs.......I'll have to bookmark that
Saturday, 10 May 2008
I'M THINKING...
FICTION FRIDAY: DITA WRITES

Thursday, 8 May 2008
BROWN PAPER PACKAGES TIED UP WITH STRING...
Okay. Back to watching 'The Joy Luck Club' and crying all over myself (I'm pretty sure I have to change my contraception). Then I'm going to cook pasta so I don't have a barf fest later what with all the boozing I am SO doing tonight. It's been a while.
Wednesday, 7 May 2008
LES SAVY FAV
LES SAVY FAV:
['AWW COME ON!' FACEBOOK UPDATE: Today 5:07pm]
Just got an email, Les Savy Fav have had to cancel cos they cant get work permits in time - should still be alright tho! 'We are the Physics' are still playing - and they're good! Also,because they've pulled out, it means tickets have gone down to £4, so we can claim £2 back on the door! nice!
(At least £2 means an extra pint! YARRRR!)
CREATURES OF COMFORT
Burfitt's 'Alexander McQueen-esque' pieces. Look familiar?
































