Tuesday 18 March 2008

FOR ALL THE DRUNKEN SLUTS OUT THERE

Urban Aid, man. Gotta give them a pat on the back for this. They are going to make so much money with this. It's All-American ingeniuosness!

The Product: Urban Aid's 'Shame on You' Kit

The contents: 3 condoms, toothbrush and toothpaste, extra pair of one-size-fits-all underwear (a thong, mind you, to retain the sluttiness factor), an emergency phone card, aspirin, and get this...*drumroll* 1 'leave behind' note...


The tagline: If you have to do the "walk of shame" at least you will be clean! No matter what the reason.

The site's really clever though. They've got 'On the Go' kits, 'Period Pal' kits, 'Be My Guest' kits ('If your home becomes a hotel...this is the kit for you'), OH(!) (PHEW I WAS BEGINNING TO GET WORRIED) and a male version of the Boozy One Night Stand bag above., with disposable razor, shaving cream and of course boxers instead etc. The only thing I think they're forgetting to include here is a greasy British 'Fry-Up' for the morning after because aspirin sure as hell doesn't work for me. Actually, sadly, my hangover cure is a simple can of coke.

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